We just finished the Two Towers last night. (See my previous post) I forgot some of the funny lines in there! Here are some just because it's funny. And if you have no idea what I'm talking about then go watch the movies!
Legolas: Final count, 42.
Gimli: 42, now that's not a bad score. I myself am sitting happily on 43.
[Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots the Urukhai body Gimli is sitting on]
Gimli: He was already dead.
Legolas: He was twitching!
Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!
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Gimli: Oh come on, we can take 'em.
Aragorn: It's a long way.
Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance you'll have to toss me!....don't tell the elf.
Aragorn: Not a word.
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Merry: Pippin, everyone knows, I'm the tall one, you're the short one.
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Gimli: What is happening out there?
Legolas: Should I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?
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Frodo: I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His gardener.
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Legolas: [in Elvish] You're late.
[in English]
Legolas: You look terrible.
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[a wall of soldiers line the ramparts - the top of Gimli's helm barely peeks over the top]
Gimli: [to Legolas] You could have picked a better spot.
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